vital info

chronicaly.online is an outpatient clinic for people who are on here too much. we make clothes about it.

HOW THIS WORKS

OUTPATIENT is the fast line. a joke exists on monday, it's a shirt by friday. printed on demand, priced accordingly.

INPATIENT is the ward. real garments, made in small runs, released a few times a year. these are the pieces.

DISCHARGED is everything that's expired.

WHY THINGS DISAPPEAR

outpatient designs come down 21 days after they go up. sold out or not. they move to discharged and they don't come back.

this isn't a marketing tactic we can turn off. it's the reason the brand exists. most meme merch shows up eight months after the fact and then sits there forever. we'd rather be early and gone.

if you missed something, you missed it.

THE TAG

every piece has a blank field on it. that's for you. use a permanent marker — ballpoint washes out.

we're not going to tell you what to write.

DESIGNS

everything here is original. we don't print other people's memes, other people's photographs, or anything with a ™ on it.

partly because that's how you get taken down. mostly because reprinting a meme isn't making anything.